rooster blocker

The socially correct way to say c@#! Blocker without offending anyone to much.

"Dude this chick is totally into me but Dan keeps being a cock blocker"
Nah ah ah, you mean he is a rooster blocker, come man there's kids around watch your damn mouth"

by the chade December 27, 2011

Risen Rooster

When your cock decides wake up. Another Term for getting a boner.

Dude... This girl just told me i had a risen rooster in class

by Dofnugget November 11, 2016

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

chocolate rooster

while giving a girl anal she takes a shit on you dick

Dude, I was giving that girl from the bar anal last night and then she gave me a chocolate rooster, it was awesome!

by Ted11111115 May 16, 2010

horizontal rooster

Having sex early in the morning.

Girl, if you date him beware, he's a horizontal rooster.

by Mich1 January 4, 2014

rooster candy

Chicken=cock

Rooster=chicken
Rooster candy= a very scrumptious cock
A cock

Yummy I ate his rooster candy after he stuck it in his cat’s ass

by imfuckingey May 31, 2019

Electric Rooster

A deliciously-charged concoction of funk, soul and rock, served up trio-wise late at night.

Hey baby, I could really go for a musical platter of some Electric Rooster.

by A Fan of the Rooster January 13, 2010