a lazy stiff whos brother in law is also his unkle and mother is his wife and his daughter is his causin and are definitly from TEXAS!
by jeff January 23, 2005
by taylor king October 14, 2004
redneck (noun) a person originating from the South. In the Civil War got thier asses kicked by the North because they were to busy buying slaves and bonking thier cousins. Famous rednecks are: The Dixie Chicks, George W. Bush, Garth Brookes, and the king of fried chicken......Colonel Sanders
1. Damn, that Pete is such a redneck
2. Last night I had to sleep in my sisters room and I pulled a Redneck
2. Last night I had to sleep in my sisters room and I pulled a Redneck
by David R C H February 08, 2007
by KoolKat April 05, 2003
by Iw1nj00 June 17, 2003
you might be a redneck if:
1. ur cowboy boots are from the goodwill
2.ur tires on ur truck cost more than the truck
3.walmart is ur home away from home
4.you'd rather burn in hell than drive or even ride in a ford.
5.ur plumber is ur bestfriend
6.all of ur preset radio stations are set to a country station
7.the confederate flag is like the bible
8.u have a shitload of siblings
9.the city is a place u'll never go to.
10.u make a swiming pool in the bed of ur truck.
o and u dont use urbandictionary becuz toomany black people who dont like rednecks come on here and talk shit. well guess what. . .we have guns too. and we arent scared so fuck off.
1. ur cowboy boots are from the goodwill
2.ur tires on ur truck cost more than the truck
3.walmart is ur home away from home
4.you'd rather burn in hell than drive or even ride in a ford.
5.ur plumber is ur bestfriend
6.all of ur preset radio stations are set to a country station
7.the confederate flag is like the bible
8.u have a shitload of siblings
9.the city is a place u'll never go to.
10.u make a swiming pool in the bed of ur truck.
o and u dont use urbandictionary becuz toomany black people who dont like rednecks come on here and talk shit. well guess what. . .we have guns too. and we arent scared so fuck off.
joe: that redneck is half the size of his tires!
me: i dont blame him. . . i'd love to have that truck
alex: ur such a bubbet.
me: i dont blame him. . . i'd love to have that truck
alex: ur such a bubbet.
by virginianredneck July 12, 2009
bryants such a redneck
by taylor ungerbauhgdjkhv k April 06, 2005