ravaged rectum

A condition common among sedative obese individuals who consume large quantities of cheese and meat, leading to chronic severe constipation. Could be a precursor to rectal prolapse.

The huge man in line ahead of me at the grocery store had nothing but cheese and meats in his cart. I bet he suffers from a bad case of ravaged rectum.

by assman1984 May 25, 2018

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

e plurbis rectum

When a co-worker walks over to your cubicle and lays down an auditorily obnoxious fart and then runs away.

Dude, now you gotta bow to the e plurbis rectum gods you totally stunk up my cubicle, I hope no one thought it was me.

by Soooze May 14, 2014

Rectum rocker

One who rocks rectums someone who really gets in your butthole, who really packs your fudge, who really cums on your poophole.

Man, I was at the gay bar last night and I met this hotty named Jim. We really hit it off and then we went back to my place to have butt sex. Man talk about a rectum rocker, he packed my fudge in real nice.

by Cornikinz May 9, 2009

rectum-diddler

one who diddles rectums

charlie why are you such a rectum-diddler you rectum.

by OSDGETR February 19, 2010

Rectosaurus

A homosexual dinosaur that enjoys gay sex with other rectosaurus' since the species is all male. Now, it is used to describe a gay man who enjoys taking dick up the asshole on a nightly basis.

After running 5 miles, the rectosaurus, harrison, had anal sex with four gay men.

by Erik D November 4, 2006

rectum

damn near killed him!

When that guy took the horsecock up his rectum, it damn near killed him!

by blokechap October 16, 2008