rapist van

A van with no windows in the back. This creates a secluded environment suitable for unwated advancements.

Here comes Larry in his rapist van. Quick! Roll up the windows and lock the door.

by JenThe80'sFan April 21, 2004

Goat Rapist

Someone who pleasures himself, and rapes, goats. Typically a blonde male from sweden, they have been known to shove an entire foot up a goats ass.

Stephen is such a goat rapist.

HEY! Dont be a goat rapist!

by iamalex March 31, 2009

pro rapist

A guy who is super pro and good and awesome at raping, they can rape so hard, faster than M&M and topak!!

"Can anyone rape??" "I can rape!" *starts raping* "holy shit that boy is a pro rapist!"

by PkTheArsonist June 25, 2021

Cuddle Rapist

Someone who, when sharing a bed with another, forces cuddling. Often times this is done subconsciously, however some cuddle rapists claim to have been asleep when they actually were not.

Jane: I invited Susie to our sleepover.
Annie: WHAT!? She is a total cuddle rapist! The last time I stayed with her, we ended up spooning all night.

by Smadge October 10, 2005

Rapist mode

Having sex as fast as physically possible.

"We were shagging and someone knocked on the front door
so I had to shift into rapist mode."

by Dylan M May 30, 2006

axe rapist

1. One who rapes, primarily with an axe.
2. Sludge hammers also an axe rapist tool.
3. Usually found in the woods of Northern Minnesota.

I wanted to be an axe rapist for halloween, but I couldn't afford the cape.

by smallzilla January 16, 2011

Dog Rapist

1. The act of inserting the penis into a dog's ass.
2. Sexually violating a canine.
3. Having half human, half-dog children with a black labrador retriever, or perhaps some other smaller species of dog.

eg. "Bret Jenkins raped that dog up the ass!"
eg. "Oh Jesus, it's that boy who stuck his ding dong up that dogs bum."
eg. "It's that dog rapist!

by Informant January 2, 2008