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wet raisin

When you lick another persons (male or female's) dry asshole to provide lube and/or give pleasure to the rectum.
Damn, Gennifer's ass was so dry that I had to give her a wet raisin just to fit it in!
by Makemmoan Roan August 2, 2016
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fricin raisin

What you call someone when one completes an action that you would consider silly, but you don't mean any hard feelings towards them.
*Selena Gomez spills her water*
"Uh oh, you fricin raisin, you done spilled your water."
by Jon B. April 2, 2017
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River Raisin

A sexual act where a man or woman pees at the top of their partners butt crack, allowing the pee to run down their crack and flowing over their butt hole, aka your gray raisin.
"Dude, I gave Jordan a River Raisin the other day. He loved it but the clean up wasn't fun"
by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019
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Raisin Shower

A raisin shower is when you gather a whole bucket full of deer turds and raisins (and possibly coffee beans) and throw them onto your girlfriend before having sex with her. She'll be so enthralled with your penis (or strap-on if your a chick) that she won't be able to differentiate between eating raisins or turds, but she'll kick your ass later, and it will give you pleasure if you have a foot-in-ass fetish.
Dude, I gave my babe a Raisin Shower last night and she stuck her foot so far up my ass after words that I cried and used my leftover tears as lube!
by Beefboy June 9, 2014
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cj raisin

A nigga with a chain that says four eyed freak.
Guy: Hey Cj whats up!
cj raisin: Four Eyed Freak!
by jaja909 October 21, 2020
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Squishing a raisin

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an elderly woman

Source: "NEVER GO FULL RETARD!" (H1Z1 Funny moments)
Nanners: Is there any such thing as an old lady that's a virgin? Is that a thing?

Chilled: Yeah, nuns are. Do you think Mother Teresa died a virgin?

Nanners: So you have sex with a nun, and then, it would be popping a raisin?

Chilled: It would be crushing a raisin.

Hutch: It would be like mashing a raisin. I feel like smushing a raishin would ... squishing a raisin, there we go.
by datmanydocris April 25, 2016
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Old Raisin

When a girl is so ugly that it makes your dick shrivel up like a raisin
Bro I was hard, then I saw her and got an old raisin
by DFlantheMan May 29, 2018
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