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Rocket Ron

The Peter Stringfellow of Crewe, minus the hair and lap-dancers.

Mild mannered maintenance engineer by day, Cheesey Cheshire Ladeez-man by night
Fancy a pint and a pickled egg love ?
by Hubba Hubba November 17, 2003
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Rocket Plunger

When the pressure in your asshole reaches critical levels that no man can contain, an explosive bowel movement of gargantuan proportions jetisons all material underneath "the rocket", displacing the water in the bowl, creating a geyser of fecal matter. Best used when toilet is clogged.

The appropriate warning for such a manuvuer is to yell "Fire in the Hole!" as loud as possible to save anyone in a 50 foot radius.
Anthony: "Hey our toilet is clogged."
Alex Clark: "That's okay, I have a Rocket Plunger building up."

....

Alex Clark: "Fire in the hole!"
BOOM.
Anthony dies.
by Alex "The Rocket" Clark November 28, 2011
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rachet casper

A person who is a ratchet, who talks a lot and/or is very annoying that one tends to ignore them. They are so into themselves that they don't care about anything unrelated to them, due to this, is the reason they are ignored, like a ghost.
Megan is such a rachet, no one ever pays attention to what she says. She's kinda like casper, a rachet Casper.
by durtysanch December 31, 2014
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MRE Rocket

An MRE rocket is produced by placing the heating unit of an MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) in an empty cola bottle, adding a cup of water and closing the lid.

It is then either:

A. Placed at a safe distance
B. Pointed at someone unfortunate enough to be sleeping through military shenanigans

The result is the expanding of the gas within the plastic bottle, and the eventual explosion or liftoff of said bottle.

NOTE: Be prepared to run like hell if your previously sleeping victim is larger than you.
Holy shit, that MRE Rocket is stuck in PFC Bonfette's face!
by TexanMarine August 10, 2006
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garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.
I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.
by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010
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rex rocket

Doing a run and jump, landing dick first into vagina

A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection

Is usually shouted as performing it
REX ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ItsEctoplasm May 1, 2016
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Tamp rocket

When you have a tampon in and you’re doing an activity that requires intense physical exertion of the body, specifically from the abdomen and/or legs, that makes it feel like your tampon is going to shoot out like a rocket.
Dude I can’t go to the gym today, I’m gonna totally blow out a tamp rocket.

“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
“Damn.”
by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019
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