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Punisher

A bad-ass heavily armed person that is usually very dark, angry, and generally pissed off. Based off the comic book Punisher. These people though rarely get into any type of combat situation. Most of the time become murderers and get arrested or killed. Some smarter punishers though keep their rage in an end up owning many guns and sell munitions.
Don't mess with that punisher.

The punisher was shot after killing a gang member.
by Slavik Von Stockholm May 3, 2005
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Dinner Punishments

When you eat food that tastes bad for your stomach and throw up or bin the food in general and then you are told to do the washing up for the dishes used to make the terrible food.
Person 1: - Well I'm tired from spending ages on making that food.
Person 2: - {Sees the shopping quick dinner box on counter} I thought it tasted terrible.
Person 1: - Well, you know how I did the cooking?
Person 2: - {Continues to throw up}
Person 1: - You can do the washing up.
Person 2: - Fine {Rolls eyes and thinks *Dinner Punishments*}
by Dark Fox Zeurra May 20, 2010
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Punisher

A great name for your Penis. Mainly a name for a large penis that punishes the vag.
Jordan " Dude did you giver her the punisher last night? "

Jake " Yeah that bitch was asking for it "
by 8inchezIn February 28, 2010
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punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk
"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."
by yewbetcha September 11, 2011
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Sexual Punishment

by The only pug July 16, 2021
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punish me

To have hardcore sex with a petite girl.
by Jewkiller/rapper666 February 7, 2018
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punish

1) To defecate in a very forceful manner.
2) To defecate so much in the toilet, it is effectively "destroyed."
3) A violent, sometimes painful expelling of fecal matter, prone to leaving splatter marks in the bowl and/or on the underside of the seat of one's toilet.
Cartman: "I'm going to the bathroom!"
Kyle: "Dude, he's totally punishing your toilet!"
by Goro2k February 22, 2008
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