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painting rainbows

"Me and trixie paint rainbows all the time"
"for real? hook me up"
by anonyMUSSSSS August 31, 2005
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Dick printing

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.
Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".
by Knowledge man April 27, 2020
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cave paintings

The beautiful designs and markings left on the inside of the toilet bowl after taking an extra-firm dump.
The firmness of the turd creates a "crayon effect".
Cave paintings will not wash away with flushing leaving but will deteriorate over time, leaving them for your friends and family to enjoy for days or weeks.
Wooo! That fudge dragon I pushed out of me left some cave paintings that looks like Charlie Sheen. Enjoy!
by Apecreature June 16, 2011
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dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color
"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
by berka13 September 12, 2011
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Finger painting

To finger a girl on her period thus getting blood on your fingers.
"Andrew was finger painting Sarah when her mom walked in"

Can also be used as a verb in the context "Andrew finger painted Sarah getting blood all over his hands"
by ratatatta February 17, 2010
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punting lolly

Girl: Hey guys, some girl called me a punting lolly, is that true
Guy 1: Erm... uh... um... nah

AFTER GIRL HAS GONE

Guy 2: omg lol you were kidding right?
Guy 1: Dude, duh, ofc
by pippanto April 19, 2013
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punting lolly

Basically a synonym for prostitute which isn't that common
Guy 1: Dude wtfs wrong with you, the girl you asked out is a bare punting lolly
Guy 2: Omg for real?! Got to dump her asap
by pippanto April 16, 2013
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