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serial huffer-puffer

someone who is constantly and habitually exhibits anger facially or verbally for or without a good reason and makes you angry as a result.
Rush Limbaugh is one of the richest serial huffer-puffers in the history of world politics
by Thosi-sticallyTrue April 30, 2011
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Pittsburgh puffer

When the man gives anal and the woman farts and inflates the foreskin.

Alternate definition: During the act of Analingus the giver of said Analingus seals their mouth over the anus hole and the reciever of the ass licking farts as long and as voluminously as possible. Once the mouth is full the parties involved swap the ass gas for as long as they wish.
:Dude that bitch gave me a Pittsburgh Puffer!
:Fer realz? How big did your dick get?
:Nah man it wasn't like that we swapped ass gas for like an hour.
:Man you freaka
by Kyle L,. January 12, 2008
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cost 'n' puffer

Da super-economizing version of "cough 'n' sputter"; da term is formed by simply swapping a few letter-sounds around --- i.e., "coST 'n' PuFFer" instead of "coFF 'n' SPuTTer" --- and describes how you can save gas on a car-trip during fairly good weather when you wouldn't be excessively discomforted by "hoofing it" part of the way. So, rather than expensively travelling to each and every place on your errands-list by noisily chugging all around town in your ancient fuel-swigging auto-bubble with its clunky worn engine that misses and backfires a lot, you instead park at various spots along your travel-route and then wheezingly galumph around to your different "side-destinations" if they're not too far away and you won't have anything bulky/heavy to carry to/from said locales.
A large simple-design day-pack and a comfy pair of jogging-shoes are wise choices if you plan to make a "cost 'n' puffer" road-trip. One or more pullover hoodie-jackets and/or a sun-hat would be wise accessories, as well, if it's gonna be blazingly-bright, chilly, or windy that day.
by QuacksO April 17, 2020
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spedunk puffer knucker

Any young or old car club member who has dropped their vehicle so close to the ground that no matter how slow they go over a speed bump the moment that the rear wheels hit asphault again the back end of the car slams down hard causing the driver side airbag to inflate and knock the driver out cold.
If that fool over their thinks he's getting over those big ole bumps in that scraping mess with out a spedunk puffer knucker of the year award coming his way tell me to stop dialing 911 now. Either way get his trophy out the trunk.
by Shawn Gabriel Archuleta May 18, 2008
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Bunny Puffer

A female who has trouble making it through everyday life withought haveing sex with some guy
That bunny puffer looked realy upset today, maby she'll fuck me.
by Matthew R. Cain February 18, 2009
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seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.
If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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