Puberty

Hell

Did you hear? Rachel’s going through puberty! I hope she stays nice.

by anonymous July 3, 2022

Puberty ‘Stache

A Puberty ‘Stache is an adult male’s failed attempt at growing a fully formed mustache, and yet is doggedly determined to continue wearing the whispy and blotchy facial hair

Did you see Anders’ Puberty ‘Stache at our class reunion?!!! He’s been trying to grow that thing since 7th grade, and it still looks like peach fuzz on a porcupine’s ass

by Apollo83 August 12, 2022

Puberty Syndrome

Adolescence Syndrome, also known as Puberty Syndrome, is a term used to describe abnormal experiences or phenomenons during abolescence as a result of sensitivity and instability.

The reason why you're stuck in a time loop is due to Puberty Syndrome as you want to relive this moment over and over again.

by Tsukarimugi October 5, 2022

Pubservation

Pub-zur-vey-shuhn

an act or instance of noticing or perceiving while conversing at a pub.

an act or instance of regarding attentively or watching certain occurrences that only happen at a pub.

Nick: Is it just me or do you see that nasty looking whore mongering around these skangers to get free drinks?

Johnny: You're right, hell! I just bought that cunt a drink earlier. Nick, me boy, that's a great pubservation.

by Studs Lonigan III October 28, 2023

band puberty

When a singer/vocalist in a band's voice changes with a new album.

The new Attack Attack song sounds like the vocalist went through band puberty!

by TheKidsArentAlright December 7, 2011

sick puberty voice

When your sick and your voice is crackled and it sounds like your a guy going through puberty.

P1: So what are you duin tonight?
P1: What are you duin?
P1: What are you up to?
P1: DAMN! I voice sounds like sick puberty voice!
Mum: Honey, dinner!
P1: Just a second

by motherwomangirlmum July 5, 2011

reverse puberty

when you started off looking like an adult, but you grew into a person who dresses like a 5 yr old and only 5ft tall.

Examples: Ariana Grande and Melanie Martinez

2013
Alice: Wow, look at Shelly!
Patty: Yeah, and she's only 14! Wait till she's 16.

2015
Alice: Why does Shelly look so tiny and wear onesies and cat ears?
Patty: Ooh, she's a victim of reverse puberty. Sucks to suck.

by snafu love November 21, 2016