While engaged in Anal sex on a beach the man pulls his penis out of the girls ass rubs it in the sand and shoves it back in her ass.
John gave her a Tampa Bay salted pretzel on the beach last night. That will teach her not to back talk him.
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—v.i. Slang.
to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.
—v.i. Slang.
to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or exhaustion.
by fruitcake October 26, 2003
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mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian
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(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
(Kegel being an exercise designed to strengthen the muscles of the pelvic area which improves vaginal muscle tone,sexual response, and limits involuntary urine.)
Man: Can we use a condom so I don't jizz as fast?
Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
Woman: Oh, don't worry. Before you are about to cum pinch me and i'll do the yannick pretzel.
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2. A Three Stooges short.
3. A song sung by the cast of Cheers on a Cheers episode.
4. An experimental rock/hardcore band from central Pennsylvania.
2. A Three Stooges short.
3. A song sung by the cast of Cheers on a Cheers episode.
4. An experimental rock/hardcore band from central Pennsylvania.
1. This movie would be much more enjoyable if we had some beer and pretzels.
3. Beer and Pretzels, that's our game!
3. Beer and Pretzels, that's our game!
by jonny kash April 25, 2006
Get the beer and pretzels mug.A mental attitude where a person is so infatuated with themselves and their goals that they become impatient and shut things out of their life or procrastinate on things they need to do rather than what they want to do. This kind of person indulges in self-care, and anything that doesn't concern their well-being and/or livelihood that causes them stress is irrelevant and trite.
If they're not focused on their goals, they're waiting for that moment for god to come along and " bless " them with an important goal.
If you relate to this, you probably have some other mental disorder and/or watch too much anime.
If they're not focused on their goals, they're waiting for that moment for god to come along and " bless " them with an important goal.
If you relate to this, you probably have some other mental disorder and/or watch too much anime.
I told my followers on Twitter I'm taking a mental health break and one of them commented " ratio ". They don't even follow me and they hurled an insult at me anyway. I think they have a case of protagonist syndrome.
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