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Pubic Profile

It is the profile one has on any sex related social media site that displays pictures of ones genitals anonymously; The act of sharing pictures of ones genitals to establish genital attraction.
After she checked out my Pubic Profile, Homegirl was like "I got time for that!" She said I had dick for days but still wanted some gas money in the am. But gas be cheaper than trying to feed her. FML
by kungfumermaid March 9, 2015
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Mr doctor professor Patrick

The most intelligent being of all the universe discovered gravity and inventor of the lightbulb, mirror, and mayonnaise instrument.
“That’s mr doctor professor Patrick to you!”
by Thesauce1 August 14, 2019
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professional noob

someone who uses cheap or stupid tatics in video games such as camping, blindly rushing and spraying bullets, but they're very very good at it

Short Form: PN - Professional Noob
damn dude, your a total PN
by Snarf April 9, 2004
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Professor Frink

Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot
Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.
by The Neiler July 10, 2003
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Geriatric Profanity Disorder

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.
Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!
by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010
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Consult Professor Hans Jerkov

To wank
by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010
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gracious professionalism

This term was coined by Professor Woodie Flowers for the FIRST robotics competition. The definition has never been precisely outlined, but it's connotation is widely understood and may be summarized as this: "Competition for the sake not of destroying one another, but for the sake of bettering and improving both competitors as a result of the competition."
Lending a spare part to an opponent in order to keep them from forfeiting a match is a prime example of gracious professionalism.
by Andy Ross April 26, 2004
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