Thotimus Prime

The highest acquirable position and status in the conniving and volatile art of Thottery. Thotimus Primes excel in the art of Thottery. They have a common tendancy to have a link to their Cash App or OnlyFans on their Social Media (e.g. Instagram, Twitter etc.) in a feeble attempt to catch any unfortunate and unwary Simps who know not any better. In Conclusion, Thotimus Primes are not are not your regular Thots, they are Thots who have an arsenal of Twitch and OnlyFans Simps at their disposal and do not hesitate to launch a large projectile of Simps towards your general direction.

Person 1: “Yo you seen _____, she’s a top ranked Thotimus Prime bruh.”
Person 2: “Yeah word, she just opened an OnlyFans account too, right?”
Person 1: “Yeah she did, called her a Thot in the comments and all her Simps spam reported me.”
Person 2: “That’s the elite power of a Thotimus Prime.”

by SDNonce1331 May 28, 2020

Optimus Prime

Like Amazon Prime, but without the free shipping.

Optimus Prime, a balanced option for those who want something better than eBay and worse than Amazon Prime.

by FreshUnicorn January 1, 2015

optimist prime

The transformer with the most positive outlook on life.

Optimist Prime thinks the world is a beautiful place even when Negatron is destroying it.

by Airgaf February 24, 2009

Noobling Prime

n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.

"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"

"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."

by Zee September 19, 2005

Prime Time

A small flavored cigar, commonly found in gas stations in packs or singles. Yummy.

"Dude, i picked up these PT's at the gas station today, but i've never had em."
"good pick man, gimme all the raspberry ones."

by tamaradical April 27, 2005

Optimus Prime

The best name for a kid

Optimus Prime, sit down and go into sleep mode

by optimus prime v2.0 October 5, 2010

Prime Minista

Another name for the artist Sir Mix A Lot. He has written such songs as I like Big Butts, Great Big Johnson, and Bump It Down. The last two are more uncommon as they were not released to the public except through a leak in a record company. The last two songs also refer to CB radio and CB lingo. Prime Minista is Sir Mix A Lots CB handle and he is usually on channel 6 or the "superbowl" of CB radio channels.

Prime Minista walked all over me yesterday on the Superbowl.

by {N.I.B.}21stPanzer September 13, 2007