Mood prayer

When a worship leader does a long, drawn out prayer while accompanied by shcmoozic (see definition of schmoozic).

Especially when the worship leader begins to speak with dramatic voice inflections like a motivational speaker. Sometimes it appears they are high while doing so.

Lol! That Fornian is going full mood prayer.

Would this Fornian quit mood praying and pray like he loves the Lord?

Bruhhhhhh! I’m feeling the VIBES of this mooooood praaaaaayyyer!

Bethel churches always do mood prayers.

(Pray sincerely, avoid mood prayers)

Mood prayer by Hunter HaFrick’nrickian October 16, 2020

Prescott Prayer Chapel 

There are two Prescott Prayer Chapels (PPC). The first one was dedicated in 1972 and demolished in 2015. The second one was dedicated in 2018. The first PPC, the 1972-2015 version, was the butt of an old Urban Dictionary joke. What both have in common is their purpose (house of prayer) and the fact that PLNU students write prayers on sheets of paper that they leave for others to appreciate.

"When there is nothing left to do, one must pray. When one has no other place to pray, one prays at Prescott Prayer Chapel. Unfortunately, it is not a clean and neat little monument rather than the shabby all inviting shack it has replaced. God help me!"

Prescott Prayer Chapel by The Goodman Scholar October 27, 2020

Pussy Prayer 

When a girl plays with herself

"I went to a sorority house and they did 20 pussy prayers. I wanted to watch, but I have a girlfriend."

Pussy Prayer by WAPworship February 20, 2021

Johnathan prayer 

A very bald tall and hot dude. He is an amazing friend and actor. Johnathan is my best friend.

Johnathan prayer is a Abellas best friend.

Johnathan prayer by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022

Asr prayer

The asr prayer prayed just after noon it's the 3rd of five formal daily prayers performed by practicing muslims, the formal daily prayers of Islam comprise different numbers of units called rak'at, the asr prayer has 4 obligatory rak'at, the first two fard rak'at are prayed aloud, and the 3rd and 4th prayed silently.

Ahmed: did you go for the asr prayer today?

Ali: yes, the mosque was full of people today.

Asr prayer by MORBINON III June 16, 2022

hustler prayer

A woman who was on drugs then start hustling with her man an cater to all his need

My girlfriend is a true definition of a hustler prayer

hustler prayer by Biteyboo December 2, 2023

Crocodile Prayer 

A particularly intentional effort by someone religious to express very publicly and loudly their intention to "pray" for their opposition/target of their aggression in a disingenuous attempt to appear righteous

"I will pray for you so that the lord may save you from yourself" = a crocodile prayer

-insert any aggressive or faked expression of religious faith driven wording to use their religion against others-

Crocodile Prayer by HiddenVisage June 8, 2024