urban poser

(N) an urban poser is someone who writes their own names on Urbandictionary and makes they're name sound incredibly cool or awesome when in reality it is not.

Guy 1-"hey dude, I just added my name into Urbandictionary!"
Guy2-"cool. Lemme see...'A totally awesome guy that has a huge dong and gets all the ladies'.
Guy 1-"doesn't that describe me perfectly?"
Guy 2- "dude you're such an urban poser.

by sYK0t1Ck April 13, 2010

party poser

Someone who hits the town every night not for their own enjoyment, but to impress the people who party.

Emily: Have you seen Lizzy? She goes out every night and then complains about being tired in class.

Katie: That's cuz she's a party poser, yo!

by EveryNightICannes March 20, 2011

T-Poser

A T-Poser is someone who does a T-Pose (the act of positioning your body into the shape of the letter "T" by standing straight up and extending your arms out from the sides of your body). This living meme refers to the reference pose used in 3D animation, but has evolved into asserting dominance on people, and even the creation of T-Pose cults in recent years.

The T-Posers are chanting "one of us" in a T-Pose circle as usual.

by The Grand T-Poser December 6, 2018

lightskin pose

When you squint your eyes, tilt your head back, bite your lips and stretch your right hand out and place your left index finger between the junction of your right hand

the lightskin pose is a trend

oh you taking a picture? *does light skin pose*

by N’K June 23, 2021

Check My Crotch Pose

A posture to show off a bulge of one's penis in the pants. Its like, WELL WELL, look what I got down here in my pants!
*WINK WINK*

Posture is achieved either by thrusting the pelvis forward or spreading the legs in a standing posture.

Meaning of the posture in males is to get the attention of the females of the species by showing the prowess of one's genital area, thus meaning a high probability of procreative ability.

A variation of the expression is one where the word crotch is replaced by the word COCK. It will preserve the letters in the acronym of the original expression.

Hurry, Jay, Mallu is comming this way. SHOW YOUR CHECK MY CROTCH POSE NOW!

(Mallu is a girl who Jay likes. Jay flexes his pelvis so that his penis tighten the textile in his jeans' frontal crotch area.)

by Mr. Bulgarian Bulge January 23, 2011

skater girl poser

A bitch who skates for friends/boyfriends. Not good at actual skating, but really good at holding an unscratched plan b board.

Hey Becky I like your board

Thanks, I love it so much it really isn't heavy at all!

Do an ollie

I would but my heel hurts and I don't feel good #skatergirlzswag skater girl poser

by Based_Kid13 June 23, 2014

poser

One who attempts to appear to others as something they are not, especially by their manner of dress; a charlatan.

also 'poseur'

Take off that gold chain Julio, you're such a fucking poser!

by Tracey December 28, 2003