When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!
by Wilskins May 6, 2022
by A real nigga like me born June 13, 2023
To insert unnecessary chaos into a situation. To escalate matters. To absolutely wreck someone's entire world possibly forever.
Fred: Just don't mention her ex-boyfriend when you talk to her. You'll just stir the Norwegian's porridge.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
Jake: Got it. The last thing I want to do is to make a scene.
by benlulz January 23, 2021
Pressing the penis' tip firmly to your girlfriend's anus hole, unbeknownst to her while she's sleeping; slowly milking out a hot load of semen and ejaculating the whole shot directly into her butt without waking her up.
After me and Wendy had had a few drinks and some sex, she decided to stay the night over, so while she was sleeping I cuddled up tightly to her backdoor and fed her some communist porridge.
by Typewriter '79 February 7, 2022
by Misha T March 9, 2016
by Pikkapowa March 9, 2016
(noun): the act of space docking (anally) while which the delivering party of the space dock has a pronounced case of diarrhea.
"Bro, I was totally going to space dock Krystal last night, but it turned out to be orphan porridge."
by Muhahahaha! December 5, 2013