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Panic Porridge
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When your pullout
game
is weak and you have to
duck
down and suck out the baby
gravy
before you get her preggo.
I had to eat panic porridge for
breakfast
this
morning
because the morning
quickie
was a little too quick!
Panic Porridge
by
Wilskins
May 6, 2022
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