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pooper

the lovely, soft hole everyone loves to put their finger in, aka spider button
by g-love July 6, 2005
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Poopery

1.A bunch of obvious nonsensical baloney that somebody tries to pass off as the truth.
2.Hogwash and bullshit rolled into one.
3.What politicians in Washington are trying to accomplish.
4.Tools you use in the bathroom to cleanse yourself when you are done defecating.
5.The constant elimination of waste with no end in sight.
1." Look at this stimulus bill it will jumpstart the economy"!...that is poopery how will it do that when you are borrowing and spending money like water!?
2.Universal Health care.
3.Toilet paper, soup, bidets, water and the filipino 'Tabo" or "Cabo"= a cup used for splashing water in the "poopery" area.
by Jingobingo March 8, 2010
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pooper pact

A pact made between a group of friends, usually girls, who promise each other to never have butt sex, or allow anything up their "pooper" unless it is for medical purposes. Guys may also have a variation of this, promising to not stick it in any girls "pooper". It should be made official with a pinkie promise
Guy: Hey you want to have butt sex?
Girl: No! I made the Pooper Pact!
by Adri226 January 27, 2009
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Standing Pooper

Someone who enjoys a casual poop while standing. This is more common to those who have a sore ass. A Standing Pooper stands direct over the toilet seat to make a nice comfortable poop.
Splash! Splash!

John: Hmm what was that? I heard a splash
Jim: I'm current pooping
John: Oh okay, I see, you are a standing pooper

I have a sore ass, good thing I am a standing pooper :)
by balexander24 February 4, 2010
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live long and pooper

A combination of the famous shocker and the vulcan symbol for live long and prosper, the live long and pooper employs two digits in the vagina and two in the anus.
The other day I gave my girlfriend a live long and pooper. She enjoys having two in the pink and two in the stink.
by Alan Chris April 26, 2006
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Pooperazzi

The new name for the technician who performs your colonoscopy. The person who takes the pictures inside your asshole.....
Me: What are you going to the doctor for?

You: I am going to see the pooperazzi for a poopshoot....
by JasonCovich November 25, 2009
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Mr. Pooper

A guy who likes to take cock up his poop chute
Kevin is Mr. Pooper!
by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007
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