Pillowcasin'

V. To take the rest afforded by a suspension of voluntary bodily functions and the natural suspension, complete or partial, of consciousness; cease being awake. Or just a right way to say sleeping.

TBaww got really excited when she saw Hacob pillowcasin' on top of her big pink dog.

by Hacob SPeni February 8, 2007

Pillowhawk

Usually reserved for those with short hair, the pillowhawk is a morning hairstyle resulting from a side sleeper's positions during a night's sleep. The hair takes on a mohawk-type shape from alternating both sides of the head on a pillow.

My husband wakes up with a wicked pillowhawk every morning.

by Retriever October 25, 2010

Raspberry Pillow

The swollen, blood covered,over-stretched sphincter. The result of taking a shit that has been backed up for several days. Sometimes confused with a Pink Sock.

I scratched my Raspberry Pillow earlier today, and now I have jam stains on my shorts.

by Profusion44 March 13, 2009

Poseidon's Pillow

How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.

Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?

Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!

Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?

Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.

Oh, sounds cool.

by Yortisme September 19, 2015

pillow-biter

An exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Jack Russel terrier, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.

Josie: Did you see Tom last night?

Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.

Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?

Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.

Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.

Johnny: One of his many charms.

Josie: Many?

Johnny: Hey now...

by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006

as cool as the other side of the pillow

About as cool as a person can possibly be, sort of like James Dean or someone like that, but even cooler. Possibly originated from SportsCenter. Has nothing to do with temperature.

I was as cool as the other side of the pillow back in high school. I used to sit in the back of the class in my leather Harley Davidson jacket and sunglasses, smoking my Marlboro Reds and drinking whiskey out of a silver flask. I'd just sit back there, all laid back across the seat, with my arms around the two hottest girls in the school. The teacher would tell me to put my cigarette out and stop drinking, and I would blow smoke in her face and say, "Make me." But she wouldn't make me because I was just too cool.
No, not really, actually I was a fucking dork who watched Star Trek marathons and still haven't lost my virginity except for my dog that one time.
No, just kidding again, I was pretty normal, but I always used to look at the other side of the pillow and wished that someday I could be that cool. Sadly, it never happened.

by Nick D October 13, 2003

Pillow Osmosis

A common effect when one goes into deep sleep. The concentration of intelligence across the membrane of your head to the pillow is very differential. Many times when your body is rested enough part of your brain diffuses into the pillow, because of the low intelligence gradient. This can result in a number of effects: often times the victim of pillow osmosis sleeps through their alarms, cannot wakeup, and only recovers until about 5 p.m the next day. To reverse the effects of Pillow Osmosis one can use a vacuum to suck the consciousness back into into the person. Violent beatings with a baseball bat, castration, and a curb stomp by Optimus Prime might bring the person back as well, these although will most often result in severe brain/bodily damage or death.

Billy: Wow Call the doctor Tom hasn't woke yet, and it's already five.

(five minuets later)

Doctor: It looks like Tom's brain has gone through pillow osmosis. There is only one thing I can do.....
Call in Optimus!

by praytobestrongermen June 12, 2011