Polite blow Job

A blow job, where when you are about to cum and the girl will put a condom on you, much to your annoyance.

Mary: are you about to cum?

Dave: yes

Mary: (Mary jams a condom on Dave)

Dave: ffs you just polite blow jobbed me

by Tpp222 November 18, 2017

Poltergiest Hugs

Similar to a normal hug, but more violent and random and loud.

I was trying to go to sleep when my friend randomly jumped onto me squeezing me as tight as possible and thrashing violently screaming "Poltergiest hugs!" repeatedly. The cigarette in her hand burnt a big hole in my pillow. That was so not daft.

by OrigamiDinosaur June 30, 2009

poltergeisting

When someone tries to ghost you, but because you have a lot of mutual friends or share a common hangout, you keep running into them and they act like they don't know you. They become more of a negative presence that won't leave than a ghost.

Ugh, he's here again, but he won't even look at me or say hi. I think he's poltergeisting me.

by juiceboxx May 21, 2016

Polite Awakening

Refers to when a person is woken up by way of a sexual act.

-Derived from the term "rude awakening." A polite awakening would be the opposite and much more preferable way to wake up.

"My girl gave me a polite awakening today. I wonder if she brushed her teeth before or after..."

by matty2jay December 18, 2011

poleese

poleese

A cool way of typing "police".

Brad: So why weren't you at my party yesterday?

Joe: Yo dude, I was on my, like, way and then the poleese like, totally stopped me.

by haiyyu June 4, 2012

Polite Conversation

slang for Anal sex

I met the president of the company last night at the dinner party and we made polite conversation.

I met with the Dean in his office to discuss my application but instead we made polite conversation.

by Blooshoo February 11, 2009

poltergeist

When a television sucks you in

I was on vacation but never left the hotel room because the TV poltergeisted me.

by creatiffany August 4, 2008