Onion Picker

Someone who is so desperate for a relationship that they turn towards their own friends for a relationship.

Friend 1: Wow, Shae is such an onion picker!

Friend 2: I know, she just can't stop dating within the friend group!

by Smallest Boy September 28, 2018

You pick the wrong house fool.

You fucked up.

You fucked up matey/You pick the wrong house fool.

by Big Smoke Hates CJ June 16, 2019

Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention

Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”

by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022

Piccolo

A cursed musical instrument said to have come from the Devil.

Rich: Ahh! My ears!
John: That, my friend, is the piccolo.

by Foolosopher84 January 20, 2015

pick me

the term “pick me” is a term used to refer to people who feed into narratives that are personally oppressive to them in an attempt to gain the approval, attention and/or validation of their oppressor. an example of this is a woman who puts down other women and feeds into misogynistic stereotypes in order to seem more appealing to sexist men in hopes of gaining their approval.

1. Becky always makes sexist jokes, makes fun of and shames rape victims, and shames other women when she’s around groups of men. Every time she’s around a guy- especially when she knows for sure he’s sexist- she will call other women dishwashers & go out of her way to put down the women around them with insults based in misogyny. She’s such a “pick me.

by casscafe April 27, 2021

Mexican Fruit Picker

Where you eat out a girl and you get a piece of pubic hair in your teeth and you have to pick it out.

I had to do a mexican fruit picker last night, that girl was so hairy.

by Hopkins and Cruz December 30, 2009

Pick me

The type of person who constantly begs for attention and approval, and has to make EVERYTHING about themselves. Will do anything to get attention and approval, including bringing other people down.

“Alright kids, so we’ll be picking people to kick off this ma-“

“OOH! PICK ME! PICK ME! I’M THE BEST AT DOING THESE KICK-OFFS AND WAY BETTER THAN ALL THESE OTHER PEOPLE WHO DON’T EVEN HAVE 1 BRAINCELL! I’M GONNA BE SO GOOD, EVEN THE BEST IN THE WORLD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA! PLEASE JUST PICK ME!”

by nlolhere August 8, 2021