when you have as much money as MC hammer and the only thing left you can do is wank it to the beat of "nobody knows the trouble Ive seen".
by tom k November 25, 2003
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An immense feeling of pleasure achieved during urination, it only happens of very rare occasions (frequency is increased with alcohol consumption), but when it does it can be like a miniature orgasm.
**At House Party**
Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?
Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!
Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.
Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!
Guy Number 1: Dude, I just pissed all over Rach's bathroom, do you think I should tell her?
Guy Number 2: No, Shh dude, keep that shit to yourself!, How the fuck did you manage to piss everywhere anyway you jeb end, didn't you ever learn to aim!
Guy Number 1: Of course I can aim dude, I just had a porgasm and I got this tingly sensation up from my bell end all the way up to my spine and then I had involutary convulsions of my back muscles and before I knew it I had piss all over myself.
Guy Number 2: Ah, now it all makes sense!
by Hentsep Renge September 1, 2009
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Get the phorne mug.When you give a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he drinks it all and burps into his grandmother's face.
That one time I gave a hedgehog a full bottle of "Redbull" and he plorged into his grandmother's face.
by Fungus Chungus November 16, 2009
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Just a cheap marketing ploy to get kids to buy porg toys
Just a cheap marketing ploy to get kids to buy porg toys
Friend: Hey did you see the new star wars movie?
Me: Yeah, man. The director must've had a fucking porgasm when filming.
Me: Yeah, man. The director must've had a fucking porgasm when filming.
by SemStev April 23, 2018
Get the Porg mug.1) behaving in such a manner that shows that one doesn't care
2) behaving in such a manner that pisses other people off
3) being like a problem person, one who drags everyone else down.
2) behaving in such a manner that pisses other people off
3) being like a problem person, one who drags everyone else down.
1) That one kid in lab is so phargonistic; he never helps us get it done.
2) That phargonistic customer just screwed up our orders.
3) His phargon is causing the rest of the class to fail.
2) That phargonistic customer just screwed up our orders.
3) His phargon is causing the rest of the class to fail.
by Ashun Mystayches April 8, 2008
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