petting

Groping, fondling

He started petting her, running his hands all over her body.

by BasilGreen May 13, 2003

Pettersen scale

A system for measuring and rating the intensity of a fart.

1 - Silent but deadly
2 - Audible, but untraceable
3 - Downright rude
4 - Shirts over noses
5 - Causes minor tremors in confined spaces
6 - Good for crowd control, empties a room
7 - Leaves a small stain
8 - Requires a immediate change of underwear
9 - Time to see a doctor
10 - Armageddon. All of the above and self-asphyxiation leading to inadvertent suicide

"Man, that would be a 9.5 on the Pettersen Scale... I'm off home to change my daks!"

by Stefanowicz January 15, 2008

Petting her knee caps

To finger a girl in the vagina, or rub her clitoris. Commonly derived from the movie Fubar.

Yeah man, never banged her, I was just petting her knee caps.

by Condog4 September 14, 2009

Petty

when someone does something/says something to be rude intentionally

Marry FaceTimed me when she was at a party that I wasn't invited to. That's really petty

by Kennedy07 December 21, 2016

Petting Zoo

When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls

Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.

by Steven S Smith September 19, 2012

petter ass

Someone who is sexually attracted to minors; a pedophile.

When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a petter ass.

by not mike ditka October 28, 2004

pettemo

A word comprised of punk, ghetto, and emo. This word is for people with many different styles concerning punk, ghetto, and emo.

Whoa look at those two girls Emma and Lauren with many different styles, they are so pettemo.

by LaurEmma July 24, 2006