pedofail

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.

Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...
Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail
Other kids: Twat

by uniPORN March 13, 2009

pedofag

pedo: child; fag: cigarette (British slang)
Cigarettes made from bubble gum flavored tobacco, designed by tobacco companies to appeal to young children.

Tobacco executive: "Get 'em hooked on pedofags before they turn eleven and we've got 'em for life! (villainous snicker)"

by va1erio January 27, 2007

peefer

Joystick or penial shaft used to jack-off.

Mr. Peefer had his joystick removed so he is peefer-less.

by katee March 12, 2004

Peef

A ridiculous American or a ridiculous moustache.Even better, a ridiculous American, sporting a ridiculous tash.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.

-Jaysis- check out the Peef over there-yeh the one who is drinking Guiness by himself- wow! he's even wearing a yellow sweater and extra white trainers.

-yep-thats a Peef alright.

by Horse from IMBRFC May 17, 2006

Peef

A pork and beef hybrid. It’s what is made after a cow and a pig finish fucking.

“Hey! Want some peef?”
“What the fuck is peef?”

“Hybrid of pork and beef.”
“What the fuck.”

by pablolore1 September 1, 2020

pedofile

The act of engaging in sexual acts with children.

Chris is in jail on accounts of being a pedofile.

by lindsanna October 14, 2004

peef

To fart out of a males urethra . Much like a qweef for females....and gasy discharge from their vagina.

Mark it smells so bad, did you just peef?

by nicholianrynamite March 8, 2005