peef

A Cigarette, commonly used by douchnas in the 586.

Hey dude, can I bum a peef?

by AlyssaAnnAllen December 21, 2006

peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008

Pereft

The act of stealing something with the use of one's peripheral vision, usually meriting a lot of bragging afterwards.

Dude, I totally just perefted that chick's pants, it was awesome.

by cjlaroo June 28, 2009

Peeeeyist

ADV - an emotional feeling when a person is fed up.

Enough is enough, now im peeeeyist.

by djskillzz August 15, 2010

Peef

When a female queefs while peeing.

Dude, Margaret Thatcher was so shit canned she peef when she peed her pants.

Dawn peefs, like, every time she pees, it sounds like an airbag deflating.

When she was rolling balls last Saturday, Abby said peefing is the single greatest pleasure a human body can feel.

The hooker peef into my bathroom sink.

by Chairman Mao's Hit parade November 13, 2010

Pelefana

The art of waking someone up with a spontaneous text message about Porridge and shit.

OI! Pelefana me one time ho

by bernie wax face May 9, 2011

preef

When you fool someone with a story you made up the minute before you talked to them.

I preefed my girl and said I had homework.

by skrex July 9, 2014