Pecan pie

Pronounced "pacon pie"

The pecan pie was delicious

by Daddybrandon November 22, 2018

The Masticated Pecan

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by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

pedaphile

Any individual who is interested in establishing a mutual sexual relationship with a person who is of a physically younger age.

The World Health Organization defines adolescence as the period of life between 10 and 20 years of age. With this said any one who sexually interacts with some one else in this age range is in the "instinctual norm", if you well. Therefore the deviation into pedaphile begins when the 10’s & 20’s and the 30’s & 40’s engage in sexual activities. As you can see it is virtually impossible for anyone with a logical frame of mind to be apposed to the act of this definition!

by A HUMAN July 26, 2008

petaphile

petaphile: someone so caught up in his own egomaniacle conception of the world that he is compelled to spew vomit and blood on a strangers clothes to show his contempt for anybody's thought but hisown.

That uptard petahpile's got a shitmitt load of gall puking on that virgina.

by sowhatsinaname June 30, 2004

Pecan Pie

Verb
Performing a "chili dog" on one's partner, and releasing into the "chili" thus creating a brown, glazed substance.
Step 1: Cleveland Steamer
Step 2: Change Cleveland Steamer to Chili Dog
Step 3: Work until release
Step 4: Release into the chili of the Chili Dog
Step 5: Take a step back and admire

Chest + Feces = Cleveland Steamer
Cleveland Steamer + Penis = Chili Dog
Chili Dog + Male Ejaculate - Penis = Pecan Pie

by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

pecan

substitution for toilet

the shitter was plugged so i filled a can with pee -therefore it was a pee can

by willy b quick October 26, 2003

pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.

I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide

by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010