Since the beginning of organized sports betting, a team favored be more then 13.5 will cover every time, 95% of the time.
Pat's are favored by 13.5? That's almost DNashty Paradox material, I'm going to clean up, son, take your puss boots off and get on.
Nice, if it's DNashty Paradox, throw two huge tits on it for me! Booya
Nice, if it's DNashty Paradox, throw two huge tits on it for me! Booya
by Aurelius Dub December 6, 2016
Get the DNashty Paradox mug.A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.
Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I
by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020
Get the Manscaping Paradox mug.since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.
by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021
Get the cheese paradox mug.The Lumi Paradox is a paradox where a person is trapped between the borders of cringe and based.
If a person is cringe, it is considered based to dislike them. However, if said person dislikes themselves, does that then mean they are based? If that is the case then is it still based to dislike them, or is it now cringe?
If a person is cringe, it is considered based to dislike them. However, if said person dislikes themselves, does that then mean they are based? If that is the case then is it still based to dislike them, or is it now cringe?
Person 1: Wow, Kevin is so cringe.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Oh, you dislike him too? Thats based.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone dislikes Kevin.
Kevin: You know, I dislike myself too!
Person 1: That's kinda based.
Person 2: Wait no, you just invoked The Lumi Paradox!
Blackhole: Brr.
Person 2: I know right.
Person 1: Oh, you dislike him too? Thats based.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone dislikes Kevin.
Kevin: You know, I dislike myself too!
Person 1: That's kinda based.
Person 2: Wait no, you just invoked The Lumi Paradox!
Blackhole: Brr.
by DivinityOG January 7, 2022
Get the The Lumi Paradox mug.When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.
That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.
by barkinspider December 6, 2013
Get the coffee paradox mug.The act of simultaneously ejaculating and soiling oneself during intercourse. The "paradox" to which the name refers is the question as to whether one should cease the act of coitus in order to go to the bathroom and defecate, or to continue and risk the consequences.
by MasterOnion December 13, 2009
Get the Wassermann Paradox mug.The definition of a hipster is that they are nit and do not like mainstream things. But since hipsters are now mainstream, then they must like mainstream things.
by TheMzigGmer November 28, 2016
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