Penrith Panthers

The best footy team in the world. Even better than the Storm and Eels bc they are both shit.

Rabbitohs: Finally a five game winning streak
Latrell: who have we got?
Alex Johnston: fuck me its the penrith panthers we are going to get smashed.

by BrownieKing June 8, 2021

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.

"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009

e-pant

The modern term for pants, slacks, or trousers with an elastic waistband. Typically refers to pants intended to be worn in a professional setting (i.e., not jeans, sweatpants or yoga pants).

Since I'm losing weight, I've transitioned to e-pants, which provide flexibility and comfort while still looking professional.

by happythings July 2, 2014

pant-load

Being full of shit. A know it all; a loser; a dullard, someone who isn't very bright. Could also mean someone is being an asshole. Having a load (of Shit) in your pants, Hence being full of shit. From an episode of King of the Hill where Bill steals a tank while intoxicated after learning that the Army experimented on him causing him severe weight gain and baldness... Bill, "Forgive me guys I was such a pant-load!!"

"Man did you hear what the President said?" "Yeah that guy is a total Pant-load!

by anthony24 January 9, 2006

Mac Panthers

A group of individuals fighting for the equal rights of all Apple and Mac OS based computers. Viva la resistance!

Malcom OSX wants you!

by AgentSythe March 16, 2005

panther piss

A particularly vile alcohol. Worse than run-of-the-mill bad alcohol due to an offending odor or flavor. Often applied to cheap wine, booze, or beer whose only redeeming factor is that it can get you drunk.

Sure, Coors Light is panther piss, but after 6 or 7, you won't care.

by Old Joe Bob April 29, 2006

panther swipe

-when you jerk off into your own hand, then paw it on your lady's face right after you've finished
...like a panther

(made famous by deadspin)

Ex.)
She was being so feisty in bed i had to panther swipe her; from then on she did what i said.

by dogg81 January 10, 2009