owns

v: Possessing a deed to one's ass

Hamburglar: "Come robble my knobble."

"That statement owns meh"

by Gohei February 26, 2004

OWNED!

n. When one is completely submissive (i.e., "the bitch") to another in a conflict

Lin completely OWNED! Joe the other day with a bombardment of pillows. Joe went home without his masculinity.

by T. Pizzle September 21, 2008

own

To be l33ter than someone or something. To be better. To own. To rape.

"Wow, I owned in that paintball game."

by MF September 1, 2002

OWNED

The word used to describe when I rock you. Also, I use it to describe when other people get rocked by other people. There are many variations of 'owned': viciously owned, severely owned, OWNED!!!, OOOOOOWNED!!, and others. Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

::I rock someone like I always do.::

Me: You just got OOOOOOWNED!!!!
Them: ...stfu..
Me: Sometimes I wonder why I rock so much.

by Seb The Lodge Minnesota February 21, 2004

Owned

the act of being beaten badly in a game. When u have been dissed.

aw man, u just got owned in counter-strike.

see also: ownage, and own

by oh-nd May 8, 2003

OWNED!

When someone owns you.

I owned that biatch. That chick owns me.

by Stizzle May 2, 2004

Own It

When you walk into a bathroom after someone has just taken a terrible shit and it smells completely disgusting. You now "Own it". That smell belongs to you even though you didn't produce it. If someone sees you leaving the bathroom they are going to assume you did it. It's not even worth explaining, just except the fact that it now belongs to you.

I went to the bathroom at work this morning after someone had just taken a horrible shit. In leaving I passed a co-worker who naturally thought I produced that smell. But now he is going to "Own it".

The same rule applies when plunging out someone else's "Log Jam" - some asshole who plugged up the toilet just before you walked in. You now own that one too!

by S. S. D. November 2, 2009