What you eye-twinklingly add as a hasty "aside" after saying "hey" to someone, before they can impishly shoot back with da "standard" retort of "Hey iz fer horsiz".
I would sincerely hope dat it would be "horsiz optional" instead of "mandatory" when saying "hey" to someone... not dat I don't totally love those large gorgeous friendly four-legged mammals, but I wouldn't wanna hafta care for a whole herd of dem.
by QuacksO January 5, 2020
Get the horsiz optional mug.A scenario in which 2 buttholes are available. You then use one for a pocket and one for normal operation's. Your pocket should be held in with a butt plug(obviously)
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Get the option Sam mug.by snoopsdoggs October 23, 2011
Get the edit options mug.To cheat in a committed relationship
For instance, you are actively on dating apps while in a committed relationship; creating/seeking romantic opportunities outside of your partner/spouse.
For instance, you are actively on dating apps while in a committed relationship; creating/seeking romantic opportunities outside of your partner/spouse.
by OptionedProperty🙄 September 11, 2020
Get the create optionality mug.This is the prelude to "no-shave November." It is where shaving becomes optional due to a variety of factors, including the beginning of the MLB playoffs, your favorite NFL team being 3-1, plain old laziness, or the fact that one just needs some practice not shaving. It can also relate in northern tier states to the beginning of deer bow hunting.
Dude, you didn't shave today. Are you prepping for "No-Shave November?" "Yep, but it has a name. It's called Optional October."
by iliumoptical October 2, 2012
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