High Pi

Very much like a high five, except 3.14159... fingers are thrown instead of the usual five.

Hardy: "The number 1729 seems to me a rather dull one..."

Ramanujan: "No, it is a very interesting number; it is the smallest number expressible as the sum of two cubes in two different ways."

Hardy: "Oh, snap! High Pi, son! Damn!"

by DaddyVidrine March 24, 2009

Pi Paradox

When promiscuously extrapolating or generalizing a math formula, or misusing an infinity concept, in some step of a mathematical proof leads to a contradictory or nonsensical result about the number pi, such as π = 2 or π = 666.

Poking fun at prideful or pseudo-geeky math students to explain a pi paradox is a subtle way to humble their egos in exposing their oft-half-baked understanding of mathematical concepts.

by Fasters February 4, 2022

random as pi

Incredibly random, in the modern sense of unexpected or unimportant, given that pi, 3.14159 etc., is a famously random number.

Dude! That random chick I met at the VD clinic took me dancing last night and the place was random as pi!

Our cupcake flavours are as random as pi.

555-5555? Your phone number is random as pi! Or is it?

by gnostic1 July 10, 2010

lord of the pies

Person who dines out on meaty pies, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

Damn! higgys lord of the pies. The chippys out of stock

by phil knott July 30, 2007

pi-some

It is just like a threesome only it goes on forever.

guy 1: OH man! Last night my gf and her bestfriend had this threesome and god it just went on and on!!

guy 2: You mean a pi-some?

guy 1: A what?

guy 2: You know its like a threesome only it goes on for what seems like forever?

guy 1: I guess you can call it that.

by smileYourOnCamera September 14, 2009

Got Pi or Not?

The mathematical equivalent of “Got Milk or Not?” A question that is normally asked by Ah Beng’s and Ah Lian’s—Singapore’s and Malaysia’s young men and women, whose attires and antisocial behaviors make them look like some odds in a sea of evens—to check whether some math courses are worth attending, or some dear math titles are worth buying, especially if they contain an obscene number of challenging questions with few solutions.

With three-odd months left behind bars, Jack, whose ex-gang buddies had repeatedly encouraged him to turn over a new leaf, by attending night math classes, smsed them: “Got Pi or Not?”

by Fasters May 23, 2022

Woke Pi

When a very small percentage of white privileged parents in some red states want public schools to fine or fire math and science teachers who preach that the number π is irrational; instead, they want them to teach that pi’s “true” value is three, citing 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2 in the Bible as “proof” for their claim.

Under the banner of "parents' rights," a small aggressive group of alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine” patriots expect their oft-morally bankrupt senator to push for woke pi in all schools statewide.

by Fasters February 25, 2022