Tears and cum

1. When your beating your so damn much and you haven’t came so u keep going shredding up your to the point where you cry from the pain

2.When your dad beats u with his massive cock and u know it’s wrong so u cry but u low key like it and goo on his face

3 when your doing something wrong and cum

Friend2:Omg dude my grandma just died I barely even knew her.
Friend: Im so sorry bro why are you so sad if you didn’t even know her though
Friend2: tears and cum man, tears and cum *starts to sob*

by Big -d March 12, 2019

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Tear a Brick

The act of defecation. Pooping.

Bob couldn’t wait to leave work, get home and tear a brick because of the leftover Mexican food he ate for lunch.

by Memesareawesome February 22, 2018

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Shit-Tear

That one shit you take that makes you tear up

Friend: hey man I took the best shit ever that I got a shit-tear
Friend 2: Cool! I got my first shit-tear yesterday

by Ssta February 14, 2020

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tear dropper

A verbal form of a teary-eyed emoji. Something that makes you sad and teary-eyed.

Man, when Bambi's mom got shot, it was a real tear dropper.

by Addvark November 24, 2018

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brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

by Don McGueef May 26, 2014

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