chris oates complex

the act of being a drunkard, notorious for owning a navy blue shit-mobile, being found blacked out on the side of the road, cranking obnoxious redneck music, and/or failure at repeated attempts of getting with girls that are not interested -- that was officially owned with a rock

"yo, did you hear danny got beat up and ran to the popo's?"
"man, he's got that chris oates complex"

by iunno January 17, 2008

dumb oat

Synonym for "dumb ho", spoken with a cockney accent.

Look at that dumb oat getting fucked in the bushes.

by 122333444455555 November 25, 2007

oats ma goats

TOTALLY BRUH

"This is so true"
"Oats ma goats"

by Ruehvqmw<3jrhrbwjwiheheb April 26, 2017

Sowing your oats

To get a series of women pregnant over a short space of time.

Kevin - "Did you hear? I got 3 women pregnant last month?"
Bob - "Jeez. You were really sowing your oats"

by KermitTheMotherF'ingFrog May 7, 2015

Totes my oats

used in place of totally

Bill: Wanna go to the beach tomorrow?

Jason: Totes my oats!

by Jsolaracko September 15, 2011

grab oats and honey

v.:the act of removing a large or medium size, wet bodag from the rectal pubic hairs. This will often result in the removal of surrounding hairs and excruciating pain.

"Dude your shit stinks, go grab oats and honey. NOW! BITCH!"

by Daniel Cichocki October 5, 2005

fucking oats

a vastly unnecessary late night shopping trip.

Person 1: I want to make cookies despite the fact that its two am. But we need to buy oats first.

Person 2: I refuse to go buy any fucking oats

by ejerilio July 5, 2009