Unprofessional nouns

Made up nonsense words that .00003% of the population use to refer to themselves so that they can feel special and be offended when someone assumes that they have the genitalia that is physically situated between their legs.
Examples of unprofessional nouns include but are not limited XIM/XER/THEY/ER/EM/PER/VE/VER/XE/XEM/ZE/ZER/HIR and any other bullshit words that attention seeking individuals might attempt to compel the general population to soil otherwise grammatically sound speech.
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Unprofessional nouns

Made up nonsense words that .00003% of the population use to refer to themselves so that they can feel special and be offended when someone assumes that they have the genitalia that is physically situated between their legs.
Examples of unprofessional nouns include but are not limited XIM/XER/THEY/ER/EM/PER/VE/VER/XE/XEM/ZE/ZER/HIR and any other bullshit words that attention seeking individuals might attempt to compel the general population to soil otherwise grammatically sound speech.
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THE NOUN USE AS ADJECTIVE

"THE NOUN USE AS ADJECTIVE"

a noun n:

Mode of service from another noun and it follows 'thus function as an adj' commence 1 summary of modification 2 service of concidered gestures
The noun use as adjective : concise
concise the 'Vietnam flag'

concise the 'American - Spanish war flags in PH late 1800'
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Yortard - noun

An individual afflicted with a particular, highly specialized learning disability which prevents them from acquiring a working knowledge of certain American English grammar* rules pertaining to the proper use of the words 'your' and 'you're' in the context of written communications.

Conjugation
1. possesive: Yourtard
2. plural: Urtards
3. adjective: You're-tarded

Etymology

1. You're yoor; unstressed yer contraction** of you are: "You're certain that's right?" > Can be confused: yore, your, you're.

2. Retard: ree-tahrd a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.*

Notes
Contraction - A shortened form of a word or group of words, with the omitted letters often replaced in written English by an apostrophe, as e'er for ever, isn't for is not, dep't for department.
>> Usage: Contractions such as you're, isn't, couldn't, can't, weren't, he'll and they're are symptomatic of informal speech and writing. They are common in personal letters, business letters, journalism, and fiction; they are rare in scientific and scholarly writing. Contractions occur in formal writing mainly as representations of speech.

** specifically the rules surrounding morphological differentiations between homophonic contractions vs. possessive phonemes

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Yortard - noun

A typical Yortard might write, "YOUR A DEAD MAN!"

Then, if you were to ask why, they might reply,

"Cuz my dad found YOU'RE autographed first edition

of the MLA Rubric under my mom's pillow AGAIN!

Your gonna get you're ass beat if you come to...

You'reba Linda!"
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noune

Suffix used in french Canadian (mainly in the province of Québec) to attenuate swear words or make random words and names sound funny.
Ma professeure de musique, Madame Manoune (Manon), est grosse en tabarnoune (tabarnack).
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Cro-Noun

A Hoodmans street-name that will usually consist of two letters, most commonly found in Toronto or the UK.
Dsavv: "yo Clarence do you have the grabba?"
CK: "fam dont use my govey fam call me by my cro-noun"
Dsavv: "my bad CK"
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