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Moneyocracy (noun)

A political and economic system where power is determined not by votes, merit, competence, or representation — but by the deployment of money. In a moneyocracy, whoever controls the flow of funds controls the outcome.
Power flows through payment — whether it’s a billion-dollar contract, a social media boost, a legal bribe, or a personal favor. In a moneyocracy, influence and power are bought, not earned.
Capitalism governs trade. But when people start using money to gain power, influence decisions, and bypass merit or votes — a moneyocracy emerges. It’s not capitalism itself, but a system that grows out of it when wealth becomes the gateway to control.
Similar to a theocracy — where religion determines authority — in a moneyocracy, money is the religion.
In other words, merit, morals, votes, competence, ethics — and every other principle we claim to value — no longer determine power. Only money does, regardless of anything else.
We don’t live in a democracywe live in a Moneyocracy (noun), where money is king and everything else comes second.
by CloverGod June 30, 2025
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Noun

Almost a substitute for "none" or "no" but used in a slightly different manner. Used by black Americans in rural East Texas as early as the 1920s. Can still be heard.
Question : "Did you catch any fish?" Answer "I ain't got noun yet." Or: "I ain't got noun one fish."
"Bobby's always asking for money, I ain't got noun time for him."
by jared cravens July 16, 2025
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Pangolin (noun)

When a lesbian puts on a suit of armor
And goes down on her partner
Pangolin (noun) :That date night was perfect , as soon as we got to her place she went full Pangolin on me.
by Vivian Vile September 1, 2025
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Hard Noun

The category of a slur or other offensive term for a person, place, or thing as a part of speech.
Teacher: Please read the next line of the play
Student: So the next line is: "And then officer, that... uh.. Hard Noun... stole my bike!"
by anonymous January 5, 2026
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THE NOUN USE AS ADJECTIVE

"THE NOUN USE AS ADJECTIVE"

a noun n:

Mode of service from another noun and it follows 'thus function as an adj' commence 1 summary of modification 2 service of concidered gestures
The noun use as adjective : concise
concise the 'Vietnam flag'

concise the 'American - Spanish war flags in PH late 1800'
by ChachaSaur2023 June 17, 2023
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Rapidly-spreading behavioural disorder marked by inflated sense of self-importance & unwavering belief in deserving special treatment. Condition typically manifests in relentless demands to "see the manager" over trivial issues, an incessant need to complain, & a firm conviction that personal opinions are universal truths; & results in disruptions to social & professional environments, creating tension & stifling cooperation.

The afflicted ("Karens") possess a supernatural ability to detect non-existent customer service violations & are known to demand refunds for items they didn’t purchase. They travel in packs, known as a "Squabble of Karens," often seen in malls, coffee shops, or anywhere with Wi-Fi to fuel their social media rants.

Advanced cases extend beyond stores, leading to workplace disruptions, social isolation, & even public confrontations over perceived slights.

Societal impact includes creating division, hindering progress, & promoting a culture of discord. Online, their self-righteous activism clogs social media with misinformation & cancel-culture campaigns; while in communities, they spearhead NIMBY movements, opposing anything that doesn't align with their narrow worldview.

Professionally, they're notorious for stalling team projects & demanding recognition without merit, ultimately isolating themselves as they wonder why their brilliance isn’t rewarded.

Treatment: A heavy dose of humility, empathy, & exposure to diverse perspectives.
Her Entitlementa Karenitis (noun) /ɛnˈtaɪtəlmɛnʃəˈkærənˌaɪtɪs/) flared up again when the barista spelled her name wrong on the coffee cup, and she insisted on speaking to the manager to demand a free drink.
by SnarkVader August 14, 2024
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