steak tits

the bresticles of a very muscley woman.

yo man check out the steak tits on that slippery bitch over there!

damn yo, grab me some A1 and get the fuck out my room. its time to baste my T-boner.

by k-nig September 22, 2007

Steak and Shake

A sexual position where the girl, usually a slim athletic one, rides you as you both are sitting up facing each other, with her stradling you. She takes your "steak"(dick) and starts to "shake"(hump like crazy).

Also a OK quality grilled steak sandwich restaurant found throughout the midwest - in some places they also serve beer and the food quality is on the same level as Arby's.

After I picked her up at the gym, I took her to the Steak and Shake for dinner and some beer before we got home and did our own staek and shake!

by Joe August 3, 2003

Salisbury Steak

The act of eating out your girl's ass.

Mike was famished and told his wife that tonight he wanted Salisbury Steak, which prompted her to sit on his face.

by QuQCunk August 4, 2020

bachelor's steak

A bowl of cereal.

Hannah: What did you have for dinner tonight?
Red: A bachelor's steak.
Hannah: What kind, honeynut cheerios or trix?
Red: Neither, honeybunches of oats!

by Hannah "Mixmaster" Mathew July 11, 2011

pimp steak

An original pimp steak is bologna, not a hot dog. Sometimes pimp steak refers to any lunchmeat.

What's for lunch? Pimp steak and cheese.

by Worldhead December 8, 2009

steak drapes

The useless piece of skin hanging from the vagina closest to the asshole. Resembling a piece of gristle that you have chewed on for 5 minutes that you spit out onto your mashed potatoes.

When Matt finally found a nasty enough old bag to take his virginity she had such large steak drapes that he couldn't manage to find the hole.

by Matt the steak drape muncher January 27, 2007

Skirt Steak

Excessive or extreme sexual activity that leads to a female's labia looking like a thinly sliced flappy piece of beef.

Scott's old skank asked if he was hungry for a piece of her skirt steak.

by marinate n serve March 4, 2005