not even ow!

like saying "yeah whatever man" or "whatever dude!". coined by the great kiwi icon jeff da maori...(ow)

Person 1 = You smell like cheese!
Person 2 = Not even ow!

by applefloss April 23, 2009

not for nothing

As a native New Yorker, it pains me to see that none of the other definitions seems to actually grasp what not for nothing means.

"Not for nothing" is used to soften the blow of something that would normally be offensive or come on too strong.

For example, if your friend showed up wearing purple and yellow striped pants to a party and asked you how he looked, you could respond, "well, not for nothing, Jimmy, but you look like a gay, retarded zebra." Or if you want to try out for a musical but you can't sing to save your life, your friend might tell you, "hey, not for nothing, but you suck at singing and you're not gonna get that part." Things of that nature.

Not for nothing, but the other guys who defined "not for nothing" are a bunch of schmucks.

by HowYouDoinnn December 10, 2009

Not the daddy dance

On the maury show, when a paternity test shows that the man being tested is not the father, and the woman runs off like a trick ass ho, this is the dance that the man does. The man usually does it with elaborate flourish, including but not limited to:
1. Asking female audience members for phone numbers.
2. High-fiving or pounding members of the audience.
3. Helping the janitors clean backstage in a fit of joy.
4. Cartwheels

Such dances increase in satisfaction when more people have been tested by the woman, and also in proportion to the percentage sure the woman is that he is the father (i.e. a woman who claims to be 100% sure that the man is the father will get a lesser dance than one who claims to be 1000% sure.)

Maury: "You are NOT the father!"
Trick ass ho: "Oh Lawd!" (runs offstage)
Not the daddy: "HELL YEAH! I TOLD YO ASS! TRIFLIN' ASS SKANK!" (Cartwheel leading into other elaborate moves in the not the daddy dance.

by Dirty V May 13, 2006

Not the full ticket

Not clinically sane; Not all there; One sandwich short of a picnic.

'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"

by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006

not my proudest fap

A phrase you say after you jack off to a video or picture that was subpar to other videos and pictures you have seen or jacked off to in the past.

I watched a video where a fat white bitch was getting pounded in the ass. Not my proudest fap.

by Hitler's Ally September 1, 2017

Not today Satan, not today.

"Not today Satan, not today," comes from the show RuPaul's Drag Race, and was said by season 6's winner Bianca Del Rio who served us some clown realness. The meaning means the devil a.k.a. Satan will not get in your way today.

"I was wondering if you were going to turn out a look that we haven't already seen before?" Said Courtney Act

" Not today Satan, not today." said Bianca Del Rio

by Officialextazy January 18, 2015

not impress

The troll way of saying "I'm not impressed".

<Person 1> Dude, check out "x"!
<Person 2> not impress

by Faustuss April 8, 2010