norwegian wasps

Scary, Blood Raged, Disturbes "high times" when your on an outside porch.

Damn nigga look at those norwegian wasps!!! AHHHH motha fucka!!!
Take Justin, he has a nice body!

by nigga who need som weed August 27, 2006

Norwegian Whiplash

When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.

Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.

by NIPS CLAN July 30, 2017

Norwegian Whammy

Whatever happens whenever you exit the shower in the morning after an hour of hardcore masturbating

I canot wait to get Norwegian Whammied today
I wonder what today's Norwegian Whammy will be

by Fanfapstick January 31, 2021

norwegian windstorm

The act of sensually licking and then blowing on your partners nipples while sporting a robust beard

She wasn't very into me until I gave her the Norwegian windstorm

by Sillyllama1624 April 13, 2014

Norwegian Prince

Getting your giant dong fellated while snapchatting it à la Norwegian royalty

how did the tinder date go last night?

great! I gave him the Norwegian Prince.

by Nordic Princess February 24, 2017

Norwegian Unicorn

The act of placing a Dildo securely to ones Forehead!

She turned her boyfriend into a Norwegian Unicorn!

by Xuan Torro June 4, 2020

norwegian sex

The act of pushing as many brown cheese, cheese slicers and mountains as possible into your partner's asshole.

I've had norwegian sex so many times, her hole is THIS big!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017