1) adj. to be ridiculously high via shotgunning hits through pool noodles.
2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
2) v. to be denied the gratification of coitus due to erectile dysfunction, esp. as an effect of consuming too much alcohol.
1) Lampy - Damn LT, you're high as fuck.
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.
2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
LT - No joke fool, I'm noodled.
2) Lampy - Oh god, last night I was totally too drunk to fuck
LT - I can't believe you noodled that chick, you're such a chump.
Lampy - ;_;
by john lampy May 08, 2008
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VERB
1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.
2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.
VERB
1. A casual expression of sexual interest in question form.
2. A statement referring to ones own free will and freedom of choice.
-"you should come back to my apartment" he said cunningly, "then what?" she questioned, "noodle, don't noodle" he suggested.
- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"
- "hoe, don't hoe, noodle, don't noodle, the choice is yours"
by RhealTawk January 11, 2020
by Hah June 11, 2004
Dude, you totally noodled off that basketball net last night, Im not sure what was going through your brain but that was the best display of noodleing I've seen for a while.
by Pelo eleventeen August 28, 2011
by Not Jon Vitus February 04, 2003
by whipinator December 03, 2010