Skip to main content

auto mustard

The modern craze of hurling English mustard at raving homosexuals.
Ian gave gay Marc some auto mustard action. He totally deserved it for raving too hard.
by Ironictruth August 24, 2016
mugGet the auto mustardmug.

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes
by YoNun July 21, 2017
mugGet the auto nutmug.

auto-bidet

When releasing a very solid poop causes a splash of toilet water to blow back onto your ass. Thus negating the need to wipe.
I really let one go today and my poop gave me an auto-bidet.
by Julikins January 22, 2014
mugGet the auto-bidetmug.

auto blu

Auto Blu is a very hated Italian trash song by Shiva, that everyone jokes about.
2008 guys with a stereo: “AuTo BlU cOrRo CoN Il MiO FrA LeI mEsSa Lì Io MeSsO lÀ NoN tOrNaRe In CiTtà”
by Mara Venier June 8, 2020
mugGet the auto blumug.

Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.
1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion
by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011
mugGet the Auto-Confusionmug.

Auto-Pillock

Similar to Auto-Pilot, A noun for a person who seems to go around all day automatically being a pillock to someone.
John: Hey, you look fat today *Walks Off*
Jess: He just walks around all day doing that.
Tom: Yea thats because he's an Auto-Pillock
by RandyPancake November 10, 2010
mugGet the Auto-Pillockmug.

Share this definition