National Rape Day

A terrible ‘holiday’ that doesn’t exist, usually celebrated solely for an excuse to do gross things to people.

“Sexual harassment has really been more prevalent on National Rape Day, hasn’t it?”

“Yeah. This is so gross that I bet these people breathe shit instead of oxygen.

by broiledeggs April 4, 2021

National Deadbeat Dad Day

On August 4, this is the day that we all press F for respects to the deadbeat dads that were never there for us.

“Today is National Deadbeat Dad Day, a day of remembrance for all the fallen fathers that failed to return home from the ‘getting some milk’ battle.”

by Iced milk August 3, 2019

National History Day

A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.

National History Day has a special place in hell.

by ernest hemingway is big gae November 24, 2019

National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!

John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

by memevegtal December 19, 2019

National Ox-Shaking Day

On April 28th, National Ox-Shaking Day is celebrated in order to commemorate the ban of Oxa3

"Can you hit the Ox Shaker for me? It's National Ox-Shaking Day!"

by Stockton Rush June 29, 2023

Snitch Nation

a group of kids who constantly snitch and tattle tale on others for unnecessary reasons

That girl is part of Snitch Nation, be careful what you say around her, she might snitch!

by Chaz from the I December 7, 2016

Zacster Prankster Gangster nation

The name wins almost everyone's heart. They talk about epic things they do, such as running out of a classroom at home time before they are dismissed. To be a Zacster Prankster Gangster, you must not hate Zacster Prankster Gangsters and want to be part of the nation and you also can't ban anything they like doing. You always have to wait your turn for the desk, you can't just tell them to share.

Zacster Prankster Gangster nation is a name of a nation. They talk about epic things like running out of a classroom before they are dismissed, winning at a claw machine, etc.

by Da_ZCT November 19, 2019