napsturbation

Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.

Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.

by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008

Napsexual

The near antonym of pansexual. Occurring when an individual has a profound dislike or hatred, and lack of sexual attraction toward anyone. But they love naps.

James: Hey there sexy, you wanna go out ;)

Jennifer: First, you have no game. Second, my only attraction is gravitated toward naps. Third, I just hate you in general.

James: Oh, so you’re a Napsexual?

Jennifer: That’s fucking stupid. Just like you. God, I’m tired.

by CawryGoneAwry November 13, 2017

narp juice

When dropping a mad duece; it's the toilet water that splashes up on your ass from the pure velocity of your log.

Hey Rick, can you pass me another roll of toilet paper?  I have been soaked again by narp juice.

by asshat47 April 2, 2009

napster

Part of the "Let's hate Metallica" tren, in which case people were furious to have to spend another 10 minutes downloading a new free illegal file sharing program.

Napster's gone...amazingly my life feels no different.

by get over it cock May 26, 2003

Nardsy

Nardsy is synonymous with merriment and mirth for all. All who hear it would/could only respond by thrusting my fist in the air and shouting “NARDSY’S AWESOME!!!”.

Ex-military guy -"Hey whose nardys?"
Nardsy "NARDSY'S AWESOME!!!" (followed by fist pumping)

by chutneyparadise November 28, 2009

narph

A word that describes the idiotic behavior by a chick or a retard.
Or the use of pinky and the brain
Or the weirdness created by yourself
Another term for duh

Dude, my car needs gas!" "NARPH!

by TheOneAndOnlyCreeper July 12, 2010

NARP

Acronym for "not a real person"... When someone is acting completely ridiculous. Their everyday actions are not socially acceptable they then come a NARP

This girl in my chem class is such a NARP, she dirty skypes her boyfriend all the time during lectures.

by Jan and Earl December 15, 2010