namjoonsphatass

an amazing tik tok person with bomb ass confessions... some weirder than others

"did you hear that confession about ___ flicking the bean?"

"no dumb whore"

"oh well it's on namjoonsphatass on tik tok 😍😍"

by queefbaby August 24, 2021

namjoonsslutbucket

The best taeyhung and namjoon Stan out here <3

“Omg have u seen namjoonsslutbuckets new tik tok video? They’re the best”

by namjoonsslutbucket October 9, 2021

namjoonsjoonsjoobs

a big bully towards bts

namjoonsjoonsjoobs: ew look at yoongis clown feet AHAHAHAHAHAH
girl : aye don’t say that about yoongi his clown feet deserve the world 🥺🥺💞

by weiyoungg August 18, 2021

“But Namjoon”

a phrase, that armys claim is used by non-army fans to defend their own favorites. when in fact, I have never seen this phrase used except when a army goes “ and here goes the but namjoon “. this is a phrase used but armys who think we are obsessed with bringing BTS down, when really we are fine with BTS have no problem with them. Army doesn’t like for other people to have different favorites.

Army: “_____ should be canceled for doing CA”
Another Army “ here come the “But Namjoon”comments”

by amultistan April 17, 2021

Namjoon

That leader in the South Korean boy band BTS. He has a lot of Big dick energy and honestly is one of the more snoozed on members of BTS. He can speak both English and Korean and honestly I cannot believe for a second that he doesn't get the best head DAILY. He gives off this aura of seriousness that none of the other members can put their finger on. He can also be pretty soft inside despite being a rapper- It's called duality- and he has tons of it.

Army 1: That leader guy of BTS is so hot.

Army 2: You mean Namjoon? Yeah, as if I didn't already worship him.

by ChaoticallyFucked June 20, 2019

namjooning

A word used by Kim Namjoon himself to decribe what he is doing.
The following activities could possibily be decribed as "namjooning".

- reading a good book
- going for a walk
- having a drink with friends
- having deeply philosophical thoughts
- visiting family
- writing some deep ass lyrics
- secretly going through stan twitter
- making another Old Town Road Remix
- going to cute little book stores
- shopping for wooden furniture
- watering his bonsais
- talking to animals (most likely crabs)
- becoming one with nature

"I'm namjooning."

"Have you seen Namjoon today? I wonder what he is doing."
"Oh, he is probably namjooning."

by hayzelers August 13, 2019

Namjooning

The definition of the word namjooning is not that hard. Namjoon(BTS) in their latest movie Bring the Soul said that he didnt have enough time to live as Namjoon instead he lived as RM. To simplify it this verb caj be used for anyone all you have to do is add -ing. The verb namjooning itself might seem non benefit but if you take to time to understand it, it can be meangful.

What are you doing?
Im namjooning.

What are you doing?

Im y/n-ing

by Juicyyjoon August 14, 2019