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lambish mysterium 

lambish mysterium is a mythical creature that has the body of a lamb but features of a bat. some may vary but usually this creature has sharp fangs and bat like wings.
"she is pure but there is something off about her. she might be a lambish mysterium..."

lambish mysterium 

lambish mysterium is a mythical creature born in a lamb form with bat features. these vary, but most lambish mysteriums have noticeable bat like wings and sharp teeth. these lambish creature's diets can range from either fruits or the bodies of their enemies. usually opting for the heart. they can take the form of humans, so be careful not to give them displeasure. they love to play with their food.
"how'd your date go?"

"good for the most part! she seems kind-hearted but there is something off about her..."

"do you think she's a lambish mysterium..?"

super mysterious rape machine 

the art of taking someone to your house out of pure spite and hooking them up to a machine that not only goes inside their glorious butthole but it also calls them racist slurs like gaynaggotfigger while continuing to ravange their insides
i hate it when i get super mysterious rape machined

The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet

the most mysterious song on the internet is a song mostly referred to people as the following: like the wind, blind the wind (you know i wonder how people get stuff like this name), check it in/out, and take it in/out. likely speculated to be made in the 1980's. it's said that it was recorded from a NDR broadcast (norddeutscher rundfunk) there's more information on wikipedia.
person 1: man how did the most mysterious song on the internet even get lost?

person 2: i don't know man

strawinsky and the mysterious house

A weird ass animated film where the globglogabgalab meme was born that’s meant to teach people about Christianity or something along those lines
strawinsky and the mysterious house is a weird film. But if it’s about Christianity why is it like an acid trip then?

Unpredictable, mysterious 

Georgius is an unpredictable person and a mysterious guy
He likes to support others, even though others don’t

Georgius is also a mediator
He can be a netral person
A Georgius is Unpredictable, mysterious