A guy that calls girls swamp donkeys but is really hypocritically speaking about himself and his love for fat nasty swamp ladies. Often sleeps with any donkey with a swamp between the legs. Can be known as a desperate mule who has no care for the swamp and just wants to settle in a marsh with his piggish self. Can be found at bars scoping swamp donkeys.
by Ccg666 July 02, 2013
A person who carries picked up dogshit on his/her person till they get home,usually seen with a long coat and a belt strapped round their waist with the sed items dangling from it. oh and is usually accompanied by a rather large german shepard.
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
A person who wears his/her dogshit bags like a badge of honour!
"christ look at that dogshit mule terry ! he must have 12 bags of shit hanging from his waist" "but he`s sooo proud pete"
by garrythegrey April 24, 2016
Boyfriend, husband, credit card on legs or other that has been coerced into coming shopping for the purposes of carrying bags and/or paying for purchases.
I've been dragged all over town by my wife as a shopping mule and am now many pounds lighter. Thank God for The Boyfriend Chair!
by correctionalshoesboy April 14, 2009
When straddling someone's back while they are asleep, facing the opposite direction. The assailant then pulls the sleeping person's pants down, puts a finger in their ass, and hangs on for the ride as the unsuspecting victim tries to throw them off.
by Dari Rama May 26, 2015
Patrick (in email or text or IM): Scott - Thought your brother would like this website. I don't have his address,so pass it along to him.
Scott (texting back): What am I, your e-mule?
Scott (texting back): What am I, your e-mule?
by Patrick M. Roberson December 16, 2007
by Cletus&Cooter April 02, 2003
The spinning mule, cousin to the donkey punch, is a brutal sexual maneuver. It consists of a man ejaculating in a woman's eyes multiple times so she can't see, tying her feet and hanging her upside down and spinning her around for 10 minutes at high speeds. Then when you let her down and she is too dizzy to walk you punch her in the head, knock her to the ground and repeatedly violate her until she regains consciousness. While she is waking up you shit on her face and wrap duct tape around her head while there is still shit on it.
by Cumslud January 11, 2008