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Poetic euphamism: The spontaneous and audible expulsion of air from the vaginal cavity, often during fast-paced coitus. There exists a breed of women that can and will perform this phenomenon on cue.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
Pitch and tone can be determined by manipulation of the pelvic floor or 'kiki' muscles.
For further reference, see also queef and fanny fart.
muff guff by Battered Platinum June 24, 2005
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muffstache • muffstang • muffsaddle • Muffscuffle • Muffshart • muffshot • muffshroom • Muffstash • Muffstuff • muffsaraggin
Muff Bomber
A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.
When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.
Muff Bomber by Eva- Vancouver, BC January 30, 2010
Mufasa Sesh
A leisurely night with you and 2 of your closest homies stargazing and smoking a dub.This practice was most accurately captured in Disney's animated feature film " The Lion King." Characteristics include friends with personality types that resemble Timon, Pumba, and Simba and at least one conversation where you contemplate the origin of the universe.
After the club me, Jax, and Jonah had a Mufasa sesh on my roof. Jonah got butt hurt tho when we told him he was the Pumba.
Mufasa Sesh by Nikstar912 May 31, 2010
Muff-Wagon
A car or other form of transport which is being used by one or more attractive women.
As used in the popular British TV Show "The Inbetweeners".
As used in the popular British TV Show "The Inbetweeners".
*A car with four attractive women drives past*
Man1: Woah mate look at them!
Man2: Nice! That is one of the best Muff-Wagons I have EVER seen!
Man1: Woah mate look at them!
Man2: Nice! That is one of the best Muff-Wagons I have EVER seen!
Muff-Wagon by Wye Knott October 2, 2010
Face Muff
v. A very disrespectful, semi-violent act of palming and pushing the shit out of the victims face, usually in a downward manner.
"I was beating her boyfriends ass and that fat bitch tried to jump. I didn't want to hit her, cause she is like half female, so I face muffed that bitch!"
Face Muff by Suplie Pmac July 1, 2009
muff butter
When one is eating out a woman, and as she cums, she releases a massive load of slimy sour white cream upon your tongue. Very thick, unlike normal vagina juice.
Paul was enjoying a nice feast when Corrine released a load of muff butter upon his tongue.
He then vomited.
He then vomited.
muff butter by Tarnation September 26, 2006