Moses Effect

n. A phenomenon most frequently witnessed while laying in bed with or while straddling a bare chested female.

Otherwise known as horizontal boob droop, gravitational cascading of chest fat, negative symmetric reflection of the sagittal mammary plane, rhombusing of the twins, yaw pitch and roll ratio skewing, or what a medical doctor may call, bilateral breast ptosis.

Mario: Your wife's tits are amazing!
Luigi: Yeah...$10,000 will definitely eliminate that Moses effect.

by Donuld Trump June 17, 2016

The Moses Syndrome

The Moses Syndrome is a mental disorder. It usually is most noticeable in people having problems speaking up for themselves.

I diagnose you with the Moses Syndrome.

by Dr. Slide August 23, 2023

Natalie Moses

Actually the scariest human to exist. She will fool you with her smile but trust me she will come at you with a knife. Gives off Pennywise vibes. No Cap

Bro 1: Yo wanna go to C4 with Natalie Moses?
Bro 2: Nah bro, she scares the fuck out of me.

by BingPenisEater69 October 20, 2019

Karai Moses

1. not caring about what anybody says about her
2. please just leave me alone

Karai Moses is busy right now.

by emo kylie February 18, 2022

Heil Moses

It is a greeting used by the supporters of Moses

Heil Moses, Sir!

by Notanalt009 July 8, 2021

Holy Moses

When something so wild happens even the brother Moses couldn’t comprehend it

Me: yo you see that big booty girly ask out that one mans I’ve never even heard of?

George: holy Moses man how the hell did that happen

by jerafe May 30, 2019

Lillian Moses

Badest female to ever live literally. No one can compare to the level of badness she has

Cel: I wish I was as good as Lillian Moses
Everyone to ever live: Your such a silly billy, that's impossible

by Chief Nevercapper October 16, 2018