To have the best intentions and try to be successful about something, and then suddenly miserably fail at that action altogether.
Wow! He was able to get back to the chick's dorm room making out on the side of the street, but then he completely pulled a moseby and ended up crashing in a dude's dorm room.
by Moseby July 12, 2010
Get the Moseby mug.1.) A desperate and deluded heterosexual male who resorts to deceiving women by professing to be homosexual and acting/dressing/speaking accordingly as a ploy to sleep with women. Reminiscent of Cuba Gooding Jr.'s performance in the movie Boat Trip.
(note: this never really works!)
2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)
3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
(note: this never really works!)
2.) A heterosexual male who claims to be gay in order to gain the trust of a woman in order to be put in intimate situtions that are generally reserved only for those in her life that are neutral in matters of her sex life such as a sister, their mother, or their girl BFF.
(i.e. the woman letting the male watch her dress and undress trying on different outfits and asking for feedback as most women are under the impression homosexuals have a keen fashion sense and having a male that they can completely be themselves around without worry of sexual advances)
3.) a desperate male who has had terrible luck with women and as a result sleeps with other men convincing themselves they're a homosexual (regardless of the fact they have to think about women while they're having gay sex in order to orgasm) out of spite towards women until they finally are fed up with getting cock and goes back to women.
1.)
Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"
Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"
Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"
2.)
Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"
3.)
craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
Rene:"dude why did you tell christie you're gay?"
Billy:"because that's what chicks dig man!"
Rene:"you faux-mosexual! she hates you now! if you had just said you're straight she would've totally gone out with you"
2.)
Aleister: "you spent the day with linda watching her try on outfits without her bra or panties on??!?!? how the hell did you manage that one? she's a goddess and you're well..."
Alice: "hey! well... you know... i kind fibbed and told her that i'm gay"
Aleister: "oh i see! you're a faux-mosexual!"
3.)
craig"you to told me you were gay. we've been together for over a year now. now you are leaving me for woman i saw you kissing?!?!" *sobs*
Rob:"look i'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you"
craig:"get away from me you liar! you liar!"
Rob:" i'm sorry, i've just been a faux-mosexual this whole time!"
by blagwell December 12, 2009
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A Moses fart is when you let out a fart so hard and fast , that you course the water in the toilet to Part.
Damion : dude , what was all that splashing?
Mono : oh man i did some mad moses-fart , then followed through.
Mono : oh man i did some mad moses-fart , then followed through.
by Damion Elliott July 1, 2007
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"pull up and wet the block"
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"pull up and wet the block"
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dreymond: aye lil mosey just dropped the norths best and its flamesss
landron: really? its been so long since the original
dreymond: yeah the best songs are "pull up" "boof pack" "noticed" and "fu ####"
landron and dreymond: "pull up and wet the block aye"
"sipping on lean thats why ya"
landron: really? its been so long since the original
dreymond: yeah the best songs are "pull up" "boof pack" "noticed" and "fu ####"
landron and dreymond: "pull up and wet the block aye"
"sipping on lean thats why ya"
by swaggerpimp January 29, 2019
Get the lil mosey mug.moser is derived from the name Veronica Moser, the much acclaimed "Scat Queen" of the seventies, eighties, nineties, and present. Moser can be used to describe something foul, odorous, brown, muddy, disturbing, or otherwise unpleasant. The act of defecating, crapping, dropping a bomb, pinching a loaf, taking a dump, shitting, pooping, releasing some brown trout into the wild, diarrheaing, soft-serving the water cup, nuking heroshima, blowing up the toilet, leaving a message for your friend john, taking a shatner, visiting the ring of fire, splashing the pot, putting a snake in the lake, playing battleship, baptizing captain crappy in the river swirly, making a deposit at the scat bank, prepping a specimen for the national fecal society, dropping deuce, birthing a turd, cutting some rope, dropping anchor, or even going ka-ka is all a form of moser. Getting pooped on in any way, or getting anything on yourself that resembles crap in the least bit (i.e. peanut butter, chocolate syrup, brownies, mud, coffee, dirt, motor oil, or actual bona fide shit; be it human or otherwise) is called getting mosered. This is normally bad, but can be good if you're into that sort of thing (coprophelia, scat fetish).
You mosered the shit out of her!!
Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.
Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?
Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.
Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.
Seriously, you smell like you mosered yourself a little.
Who the hell made you that dessert? Moser?
Dude, dont tell Hayden but i definitely mosered his car.
Man, if I ever get that drunk again, shoot me before the moser party starts.
by L baRto July 27, 2006
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by lana xoxoxooxoxox April 1, 2019
Get the moserity mug.A massive poop, the likes of which should not have come out of a persons asshole. Often spread via picture message.
by dagarfy December 31, 2011
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