moofius

One who steals from or hurts others, but justifies the action with invalid logic.

After stealing my wallet the moofius responds with: "I can either give back the wallet, and gain nothing and become labled a thief. Or I can run away, gain 14 dollars and still be labled a thief. So either way i'm going to end up loseing, so I might as well choose the path that is better for me."

by justinsane September 2, 2005

Moocat

A feline roughly the size of a young cow.

Ohmigod, that is such a Moocat.

by Shadowlord January 5, 2006

Spoofy Moof Day

The twelve days in a year on which the month number is the same as the day of the month (i.e. April fourth, June sixth)

1. My birthday is August 8th, which lies on the same day as Spoofy Moof Day.

by amyandange May 25, 2003

MooFly

A Cow with fly wings, has super powers yay! He Can fly and has the power to manipulate energy around him. He also is surrounded by a layer of negative energy that acts as a shield. He is known for being strange and obnoxious. Also dubs people awesome for absolutely no reason...

Woman:Help I'm getting robbed
MooFly:Here I am to save the day *farts*
Robber:Oh my god what did you eat?
MooFly:Roadkill and this *pulls out dead squirrel half eaten*
Robber:That's what the? *barfs*
Woman:Oh my...
Robber:You're sick *runs away*
Woman:I'm covered in... disgusting!
MooFly:You're thanks is reward enough citizen!
Woman:Get away from me freak *slaps him and runs*
MooFly:What freaks! I ain't dubbin' them awesome worth crap sheesh!

by MooFly April 4, 2009

MoFaux

A crossbreed between a Mohawk and a Fauxhawk.

Not a Fauxhawk because its too tall and has an undercut.
Not a Mohawk because its too wide and doesn't have a full fan.

Chick1, "Did you see that hot guy with the MoFaux?"

Chick2, "Yeah, I would totally jump his bones."

by The handsome devil September 28, 2009

modfam

nickname fore modern family, a hilarious sitcom about 3 families going through life

Dave: Yo you watch modfam last night?
Steve: Yea dude, Phil and Manny are the best!

by .Wizeman. March 1, 2011

Moofie

It's the way Arnold Schwarzenegger says 'movie'.

Governator: "...my moofie tweens..."

by 01DOGG01 May 29, 2009