funny mustache man

little man that loves to commit genocide

or

genocidal midget

my wife was just taken by a genocidal midget
that little *funny mustache man*

by Bloxifier May 20, 2022

ironic mustache

generally adorned by a hipster
an ugly mustache grown initially as a joke and to impress one's friends with the level of commitment necessary to maintain it. these mustaches often remain with the wearer far longer than they are funny and become a part of the person's "look".

Jameson: Dude...Steve looks pretty gross these days. I don't think he's washed his denim jacket in a long time and his hair is awful!
Marc: No doubt, and his ironic mustache really isn't helping.

by bad daddy schlong October 10, 2007

Moustache struggle

A violent and degrading two-stage domination duel between two consenting individuals or "strugglers". The goal is to force the opponent to submit by successfully completing both stages of the fight, thereby resolving some disagreement or dispute in favour of the winner. The strugglers are normally adults, male or female. Mixed struggling between a male and a female, while often disadvantageous for the female struggler due to differences in strength, is not uncommon.

The two stages are 1) the acquisition of the opponent's fecal matter by rectal finger insertion and 2) the smearing of the fecal matter on the upper lip of the opponent (the moustache).

There are no rules regarding physical conduct (save the completion of the two stages), but causing the death of the opponent is strongly discouraged. A struggler must first acquire fecal matter from the opponent by forcefully inserting a finger (usually the index finger) into the anus of the opponent. The sullied finger must then be applied to the upper lip of the opponent before the opponent does likewise.

An extension of the moustache struggle involves a group of strugglers (3 or more). A group moustache struggle is highly unpredictable because an opposing struggler may strike at any time. For example, if two strugglers are engaged in the final throes of stage two, a third struggler may sneak up unawares, perform a very fast insert-and-wipe maneuver, and usurp the match.

The group of campers agreed that sexual partners would be chosen by way of a moustache struggle that would begin at the lakeside the following midday.

by struggler August 20, 2010

Mugabe's Moustache

A well trimmed amount of pubic hair resting above the lips of an old cunt.

"Your Gran has pubic hair like Mugabe's Moustache, well trimmed and on an old cunt"

by miss_steak August 6, 2008

sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.

That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.

by Goat October 8, 2003

young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.

"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004

Mustache bug

Most commonly known as a house centipede, scientific name Scutigera coleoptrata. Also known as Mop Bugs.

I used to kill mustache bugs on sight, because they are so ugly, but then I found out they eat silverfish, roaches and bedbugs. Now I think they are more useful than any of my human roomates.

by Internet Zombie August 10, 2010