Monkey Points

In the film industry on low budget films, Monkey Points means that the talent (the actor, ...) receives a percentage of net profits instead of gross profits. Eddie Murphy coined the derogatory term because film industry accounting never shows a net profit and talent should always insist on points on gross profit, not net profit.

Eddie Murphy turned down the part saying he'd never be fool enough to take Monkey Points!

by CrazyManNo9B December 9, 2010

Monkey Barrel

Surgically removing the top of a beer can (preferably a Natty Ice) with a can opener so an individual will be able to expose themself to maximum beer chugging capability.

Male 1: I don't have the steady hands or the technology to chug this beer.

Male 2: Don't be a vagine, get a can opener and turn that can into a monkey barrel.

by Dikembe Fratumbo January 26, 2011

monkey on a post

This is a petite person who favors well endowed men.

Wonda Wonderpig was like a monkey on a post with the basketball player!

by I, Wreckerrr May 20, 2021

Trim Monkey

(n) One who trims marijuana separating the bud from the shake. Often stooped over with a terminal case of trimmers back, they wear the facial expression of a buffoonish simian, the result of trading their labor more often for bud than for money. Trim monkeys can be seem in most North West California towns after the summer world music festivals wearing bright tie-dyed clothing, pan handling and asking for trim work. By the middle of November most retreat to warmer drier climates.

Did you happen to see that Trim Monkey pan handle the soccer mom at Schats this morning.

Yeah she told him to get a job, so he asked her if she had any trim work. The next thing I saw was her headed out the door with a new pair of mini fiscars and off they went in the black SUV.

by navadude September 29, 2010

Tattie Mongerin Leprechaun

Something you probably shouldn't call an Irish person, especially if you're Scottish.

William: "Aye fok off ya tattie mongerin Leprechaun"
Alby: "Whot de fok ded you just call me?"

by The Insult Man April 13, 2021

Mango Monkey

A slur for one of Filipino descent.

Person 1: Hey do you know about those Filipinos.

Person 2:Uh do you mean Kyle, Duke, and Ivan?
Person 1: Yeah those Mango Monkeys

by fullmetalflash23 September 10, 2021

Mockermay

Mockermay is a Genshin impact youtuber.He is cool.

Mockermay is a youtuber.

by Yaretzi. September 15, 2021